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Yo Mama So Ugly:

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Spiderman - Alternate Ending

Michael Jackson's Interview - Part 2

-The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
- Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
-Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
-When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
-For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest
-When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken
- He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies. watch out I know you laughing!

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